POKEMON TALKS

Narrarator: Hello, my name is Sir Gurgle-a-lot, and this is Pokemon Talks , brought to you by PokéFilms...

Scene 1

Enter, Blue Flappy Burd and Orange Extinguishabird!!!(duh, duh, DAAAAAAAH)

Blue Flappy Burd: Out of my sight, Scary Giant Red Thingy! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Orange Extinguishabird!!!(duh, duh, DAAAAAAAH): Thy crusty batch of nature! Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens! Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.

Blue Flappy Burd: I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands, thou lump of foul deformity

Orange Extinguishabird!!!(duh, duh, DAAAAAAAH): No peace for thee, ye fat guts! Poisonous bunch-backed toad! The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril!

Blue Flappy Burd: No. Thou art a boil, a plague sore

Orange Extinguishabird!!!(duh, duh, DAAAAAAAH): Well... Well... Thou art as fat as butter.

Blue Flappy Burd: You are as a candle, the better burnt out. Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.

Orange Extinguishabird!!!(duh, duh, DAAAAAAAH): I am sick when I do look on thee. Thou sodden-witted lord, thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows!

Blue Flappy Burd: I desire that we be better strangers. No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip. You are spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in you.

Orange Extinguishabird!!!(duh, duh, DAAAAAAAH): Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, thou lily-liver’d boy.

Blue Flappy Burd: More of your conversation would infect my brain. Scoff!

Blue Flappy Burd exits.

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